Tue, 06
June 2001
Once upon a time there lived a Senior Citizen and a Senior Citizen. The
two Senior Citizens had a codependent African-American Chicken. Once
African-American Chicken layed an Egg, a Golden one. A Rodent drove by, and
there was an accident, and the uninsured Egg was totaled. The Senior Citizen is
having an attitude problem, the other Senior Citizen is having an attitude
problem, but the African-American Chicken reassures them: “Change your
attitude, Senior Citizen! Change your attitude, the other Senior Citizen! I
pledge to lay another egg, an Organic one!”